发信人: raintiger(raintiger)
整理人: roy_young(2004-02-20 01:33:38), 站内信件
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There was a "Husband Shopping Center" where a woman could go to choose
a husband from among many men.
It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive
attributes as you ascended up the floors. The only rule was, once
you
opened the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor,
and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to
leave
the place.
So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men.
First floor: The door had a sign saying "These men have jobs and love
kids".
The women read the sign and say, "Well that's better than not having
jobs,
or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they go.
Second floor says "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking". Hummm, say the girls but, I wonder what's
further up?
Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
looking,
love kids and help with the housework". "WOW!" say the women. Very
tempting, BUT, there's more further up! And up they go.
Fourth Floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are
extremely
good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
streak". "Oh mercy me, But just think! What must be awaiting us
further up!" So, up to the fifth floor they go.
Fifth floor: The sign on the door said "This floor is just to prove
that
women are impossible to please. Please exit the building and have a nice day".
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