发信人: goodbyegirl(睡宝宝)
整理人: roy_young(2002-08-08 12:27:03), 站内信件
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Yankees SUCK!
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.
...Because it gets late early., (on why it's so tough to play left field in Yankee stadium.)
It ain't over till it's over.
It's deja vu all over again.
No wonder nobody comes here; it's too crowded.
We have very deep depth!
We made too many wrong mistakes.
You can observe a lot by just watching.
Mrs. Lindsay - "You certainly look cool." - Yogi Berra - "Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself."
Ninety percent of the putts that fall short don't go in.
Anybody who can't tell the difference between the sound of a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete must be blind. (Referring to an umpire who was deciding whether a ball was a home run or in play.)
Asked for the time, Yogi once said, "Do you mean now?
Little League Baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.
Yogi Berra on seeing a Steve McQueen movie: - "He must have made that before he died"
You got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
You better cut the pizza in 4 pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat 6.
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Four baseball fans, each from a major league city, are climbing a mountain.
On the way to the top, each is arguing about how loyal they are to their team and what they would do for their team.
As the climb progresses, the odds increase. Upon reaching the top, the Mets fan shouts, "This is for the Mets," and hurls himself off the top.
Next the Brave fan yells, "I love Atlanta, this is for the Braves," and hurls himself off the mountain.
Suddenly the Red Sox fan yells "This is for everyone," and pushes the Yankees fan off .
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