发信人: promised(传说)
整理人: promised(2002-03-27 08:31:49), 站内信件
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"Why did the accountant cross the road?"
Here are the top 10 responses.
To open a consulting practice.
What else does an accountant do for fun?
To count the chickens.
Because the lawyers were on the first side.
It was April 15th and the bar was on the other side.
So he could charge the client for travel expenses.
The client told him to.
Because that's what was done in the prior year.
To bore the people on the other side.
Because he just broke GAAS on the first side.
为什么会计师要穿过马路？
以下是１０个答案：
１、去开始一项咨询业务
２、除了这个，一个会计还能靠什么找乐子？
３、去数小鸡
４、因为律师站在马路这边
５、今天是４月１５日，酒吧在马路那边
６、这样他就可以让客户付差旅费了
７、客户让他这么做的
８、因为去年是这么做的
９、去烦马路那边的人
１０、因为他在马路这边违反了会计准则
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