发信人: ken_shen(伊面)
整理人: roy_young(2002-03-26 17:58:02), 站内信件
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Proof that girls are evil
First we state girls require time and money
Girls = Time X Money
As we all know "Time is Money"
So: Time = Money
Therefore
Girls= Money X Money
And because "Money is the root of all evil"
Moeny= Square Root(Money)
So Girls=Square(Square Root(Money))
Girls= Evil
Prooft men are worse than Girls
First we sate that men need tie, money, girls and sex
So Men= time X money X girls X sex
And as we all know " Time is money"
Time = money
therefore:
men = money X money X girls X sex
And we all know men want girls as many as possible because they want to have sex as many as they can.
form them ~ girls = sex
as for men 's proof that "Girls are evil"
girls = Evil
so evil = sex
Therefore
Men = Square(Money) X Evil X Evil = Square(Money) X Square(Evil)
And because " Money is the root of all evil"
Moeny= Square root(Evil)
Therefore:
Men= Cube( Evil)
Men's proof
Girls = Evil
Girls's proof
Men = Cube(Evil)
So we are forced to conclude that Man are worse than girls.
---- 遥夜微茫凝月影,浑身清残剩梅魂
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