发信人: love-greedy(玲玲)
整理人: y2ghijacker(2001-06-16 13:22:24), 站内信件
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How old when he died?
A man goes to see a new doctor for a physical.After his exam the doctor returns with the results.
"You are in good shape for a 40 year old.""Did I say I was 40?'askes the man.
"How old are you ?"
"I am 53 as of yesterday."
"Wow!How old was your father when he died?'
"Did I say my father died?"
"I beg your forgiveness.How old is your father?"
"He is 74."
"That's great!?How old was your grandfather when he died?"
This time the man seemed a little annoyed.
"Did I SAY my grandfather died?!"
"I 'm truely sorry,How old is your grandfather?"
"Why he's 103.He's fit as a fiddle too!!"
"I am glad to hear that.How about your great grandfather?How old was he when he died?"
"Did I SAY my great grandfather died???He is 124 and getting married next week!!"
"All right now.I've heard everything!!Why would a man who's 124 years old want to get married ?"{
"Did I SAY he WANTED to get married??" |
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