发信人: y2ghijacker(君无口)
整理人: y2ghijacker(2001-06-15 15:59:56), 站内信件
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Not Fair
Two fishermen sitting on a bridge, their lines in the water, made a bet as to who would catch the first fish. One of them got a bite on his line and got so excited that he fell off the bridge.
“Oh, well,” said the other, “if you’re going to dive for them, the bet’s off!”
Walking Dog
The little boy was making a manful effort to lead a large, shaggy dog. “Where are you taking him?” he was asked.
“I don’t know yet,” the lad replied, “but when he makes up his mind where he wants to go, I’m going to take him there.”
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因为有了你,广州社区英语学习才更精彩!...:p
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