发信人: muxue_angela(牧雪)
整理人: roy_young(2001-06-14 04:05:03), 站内信件
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A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it."
Intrigued, the woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?", she asks.
"Well, it says that you fall in love with me".
The woman giggles & replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am not fall in love with you!"
The man exclaims, "Damn-- this thing must be an hour fast!".
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只要 在我眸中
曾有你芬芳的夏日
在我心中
永存一首真挚的诗
那么 就这样忧伤以终老
也没有什么不好
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