发信人: qiusz(秋天的风)
整理人: roy_young(2001-06-08 08:32:39), 站内信件
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美国女性眼中的好男人
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1． Call.
打电话。
2． Don’t lie.
不撒谎。
3． The answer to “Do I look fat?” is never, ever "Yes."
对“我看上去胖吗？”的回答永远不是“是”。
4． Ditto for “ Is she prettier than me?”
对“她比我更漂亮吗？”的回答与上一题相同，永远不说“是”。
5． Ordering for her is good. Telling her what she wants is bad.
替她点菜好，告诉她要吃什么就不好。
6． Talking is good. Shouting is bad.
谈心好，大喊大叫不好。
7． A grunt is seldom an acceptable answer to any question.
用嘟嚷声回答任何问题永非可被接受的方式。
8． None of your ex-girlfriends was nicer or prettier.
你的前女友没有一个比她更好、更漂亮。
9． Her cooking is excellent. That isn’t an excuse for you to avoid cooking.
她烹调技术高超，但那不是你回避下厨房的借口。
10． Clean socks.
袜子干净。
11． You are wrong.
你错了。
12． You are sorry.
你抱歉
13． Never let her walk anywhere alone after 11:00pm.
决不要让她在深夜11点钟之后单独去任何地方。
14． Chivalry and feminism are NOT mutually exclusive.
绅士风度和女权主义互不排斥。
15． Don’t tell her you love her if you don’t. Tell her you love her if you do. Often。
如果你不爱她，别说你爱她；若你爱她，就说你爱她，经常说。
16． Remember Valentine’s Day.
记住“情人节”。
17． Don’t try to change the way she dresses.
别试图改变她的穿着方式。
18． Her haircut is never bad.
她的发型永远不错。
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