发信人: y2ghijacker(君无口)
整理人: fredrink(2001-04-27 13:28:37), 站内信件
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Every time the man next door headed toward Robinson's house, Robinson
knew he was coming to borrow something.
"He won't get away with it this time," muttered Robinson to his
wife. "Watch this."
"Er, I wonder if you'd be using your power-saw this morning," the
neighbor began.
"Gee, I'm awfully sorry," said Robinson with a smug look, "but the
fact of the matter is, I'll be using it all day."
"In that case," said the neighbor, "you won't be using your golf
clubs. Mind if I borrow them?"
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