发信人: dynadino(大头)
整理人: fredrink(2001-03-31 14:50:19), 站内信件
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John Hopoate goes to the pub, sporting a black eye, and the barman says
"What happened to you"?
"Well," John replies "I was in church yesterday and a lady was standing in
front of me and her dress was accidentally tucked into her panties and
caught between her cheeks, so I pulled it out for her and she turned around
and belted me".
The next Monday, John turns up to the same pub with another black eye.
"Jeez", said the barman you've been in the wars * what happened"?
"Well," John replies sheepishly "I was in church again and the same lady was
standing in front of me and once again she had her dress tucked into her
knickers."
"Don't tell me you pulled them out again"? said the barman.
"No" says John "but the bloke next to me did and I know she hates that so I
tucked them back up there for her."
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