发信人: piggy_zheng(豬豬要做打鼓高手)
整理人: kendya(2001-01-31 15:08:39), 站内信件
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我瞓咗三個鐘,個唐大佬就叫醒我話全家飲早茶,我知要飲,但係我媽話如果我醒唔到就咪去,但係個唐大佬同我講:“嚟啦,係咪大佬叫你你都唔出嚟呀”,我狂叫咗幾十聲“我就死啦,好眼瞓”,佢居然話:“我唔理你,快啲出嚟”,卟一聲就收咗綫,好,我去,一年一次,去就去,算我生性,去到嗰度,例牌係個個問我而家點,老土嘅問題,我諗唔到嘅就係所謂嘅早茶原來就係一碟豬腸粉,眞係我未食完啲人就叫曬走,屌屌你,咁你叫我去把七呀,你干脆捭我瞓多幾粒鐘,等我下晝再去搵你哋啦,七就,算,當我遲到,去到祖屋企,個大佬眞係當正自己大個曬,同啲叔伯同輩咁,啲叔伯同我講嘢,我眼瞓到閪咁,冇出到聲,佢就話:“喂,同你講嘢呀,做乜唔出聲呀”,我屌屌屌,想我講咩呀,跟住去到個妹屋企,幾個兄弟子妹關埋門,傾計,佢一輪咀咁逐個“教”,個妹拍拖,關佢七事,講呢樣講嗰樣,講到個妹由笑變到唔笑,由唔笑變到耳都紅埋,卒之就未笑過,新年流流搞到咁個樣,佢得咖啦佢,卒之數到我,問我部舊手機去咗邊,我話借咗捭條女,佢問我幾時攞得返,我問佢問嚟做乜,佢話想借,我問佢借嚟做乜,佢話捭條女用,我屌~~~~~~七佢一萬次,冚家鏟,搵個細佬笨呀,家下凈係你有女呀,冚家鏟你三四千蚊一個月,要問我攞手機?!你係想捭部手機條女扮嘢嘅就自己買,問我托七,我即時話攞返先講,過咗陣我就較腳走人,唔七想講,點知两粒鐘都未够,佢打電話捭我,問我最快幾時攞得返,十日得唔得,我話唔知,攞返再算,佢話:“總之盡快啦,不過你部機攞唔攞得返都係問題”,我話係我阿媽話借捭佢嘅,佢話:“咁復雜咖,總之你盡快啦”,我話:“就算攞返我老母都攞去賣啦,要頂返部GD93嘅錢吖嘛”,佢即時話:“賣咩賣,就賣就賣捭我,總之唔七理你,盡快攞返嚟,攞咗CALL我”,然後就收咗綫,我即時火滾,七頭,我連咗三個理由嚟推你你就咪七再問我借啦,首先,我條女冇咁快返,第二,返咗我都未必會問佢攞返部機,因為我想借捭佢,第三,攞返我都唔會借捭其它人,包括你,第四,部機我唔賣,唔舍得,賣捭我條女可以,因為我願意,賣捭你?!我應該收幾錢呀?大佬喎,收五百哩,我攞去陵園西都唔止呢個價啦,咁同捭咗你有咩分别,仲要大大聲同我講唔理呀,盡快啦~~~~,屌七死佢,部機我咖,你當正係你咖,兄弟?!大佬?!我呸一京次!!!!!!!!一唔係就凈係識老屌扮大佬,一唔係就搵細佬笨七,冚家祥!!!!! |
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