发信人: fredrink(弗雷德里克)
整理人: fredrink(2001-09-02 00:39:21), 站内信件
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Stage 1
- SMART
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the
known Universe. You know you know
everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART.
Stage 2
- GOOD LOOKING
This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk to
this person about any subject under the sun.
Stage 3
- RICH
This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armored truck full of money parked
behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage,
because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you
win all your bets. It doesn't matter how much you bet 'cos
you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that
you fancy, because now you are the BEST LOOKING person in
the world.
Stage 4
- BULLET PROOF
You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially those with whom you
have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can
hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners
of the people who you fancy and challenge to a battle of
wits or money. You have no fear of losing this battle
because you are SMART, you are RICH and hell, you're BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!
Stage 5
- INVISIBLE
This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point you can do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table to impress the people who you
fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to
fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the
top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you and
because you're still SMART you know all the words.
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Jehoven
The lord in heaven |
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