发信人: fredrink(弗雷德里克)
整理人: fredrink(2001-07-23 19:46:19), 站内信件
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The day before yesterday, I found some little jokes on the net. I think they are funny. So, I send them here to share with all of my friends here. Hope you will like them.
1.
Doctor: Please open your mouth, madam.
Lady: Thank you very much, doctor.
Doctor: Why do you thank me?
Lady: Because my husband always asked me to shut up.
2.
A teacher asked asked one of his students:" What is the longest and what is the shortest?" The student answered immediately:" The last several minutes of a class is the longest, while the last several minutes of an exam is the shortest."
3.
The teacher asked Tom: "Why did you come to school so late this morning?" "Someone lost one yuan." Answered Tom. "Oh, now I know, you helped him find the money," the teacher said. "No, I stood on the money until the person went away," was Tom's reply.
4.
Teacher:David,why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning?
David: What was it ?
Teacher: Eggs.
David: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday.
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Jehoven
The lord in heaven |
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