发信人: fredrink(弗雷德里克)
整理人: fredrink(2001-06-02 22:08:29), 站内信件
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呵呵!今天在某个网站上看了一些小幽默，觉得挺有趣的，所以带过来与大家共赏!
寓学于乐嘛!呵呵!这也是我学英语的基本方法。
Guessing a riddle
Teacher: Boys, I have a riddle to ask you. There's something wearing beautiful feather, and it can wake you up every morning. What is it, Tom?
Tom: A feather duster, with which father wakes me up every morning.
When do people talk least
A:When do people talk least?
B: In February.
A: Why?
B: Because February is the shortest month of a year.
Correct
Teacher: Jane, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school?
Jane: I don't know.
Teacher: Correct.
He knows the answer
Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the great scientist of the 18th century?
Pupil: Yes,sir, I can. They are all dead.
An essential correction
Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.
Walter: What was it?
Teacher: Eggs.
Walter: Wrong,sir. That was yesterday.
An Absolute Zero
Student: I don't think I deserve an absolute zero.
Professor: Neither do I, but it is the lowest mark that I am allowed to give.
I hate school
Jenny:(is crying and says to teacher)I hate school, and I have to stay here until I'm sixteen.
Teacher: I know how you feel -- and I have to stay here until I'm sixty-five.
I hope your bread gets better
I was making rolls and, needing a warm place for the dough to rise, put the bowl in a heating pad, Then I left the house on an errand, When I came back, I found this note from my son:" Dear mum, I hope your bread gets better."
To scare them
A mother bought her son a $100 Halloween costume to scare his friends. "Should I take the price tag off?" the boy asked.
"Leave it on." his mother replied. "We'll scare your father too."
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Jehoven
The lord in heaven |
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