发信人: bebe98(BeBe)
整理人: fredrink(2001-02-22 13:47:00), 站内信件
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1) Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!).
2) Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
3) Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
4) Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree & woman gets her Masters.
5) Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger & two under the man's eyes.
6) A Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
7) Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS": The Engagement Ring, The Wedding Ring, The Suffer-Ring, The Endu-Ring
8) Married life is full of excitement & frustration:
(a) In the first year of marriage, the man speaks & the woman listens.
(b) In the second year, the woman speaks & the man listens.
(c) In the third year, they BOTH speak & the NEIGHBOURS listen.
9) It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
10) Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Son: Is it true Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
11) There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married & then it was too late!"
12) Love is one long sweet dream, & marriage is the alarm clock.
13) They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defence.
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