发信人: tongtianshiji()
整理人: roy_young(2004-02-20 01:33:40), 站内信件
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此宪法的适用范围是满18岁的成年人
WE,the lovers and partners in this relationship, in order to form a more perfect kiss, establish passion that will last forever and create a clear understanding of what a kiss really means, provide the articles in the following constitution:
为求更完美的吻,永久持续的激情,并对吻的意义有一个清楚的认识,我们--情人们以及情爱伙伴们--草拟了以下宪法条款:
1.KISSING ON THE HAND----I ADORE YOU(吻在手上---我崇拜你。)
2.KISSING ON THE CHEEK---JUST FRIENDS.(吻在脸上---我们只是普通朋友)
3.KISSING ON THE NECK---I WANT YOU(吻在脖子上---我想要你)
4.KISSING ON THE LIPS---I LOVE YOU.(吻在唇上,我爱你)
5.KISSING ON THE EAR---JUST JOKING.(吻在耳朵上---只是开个玩笑。
6.KISSING ANYWHERE ELSE---DONT GET CARRIED AWAY!!!吻在其它任何地方--别忘乎所以!!
7.LOOKING INTO YOUR EYES---KISS ME.看着你的眼晴---吻我吧!
8.HANDS ON THE WAIST---I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH TO LET YOU GO.把手放腰上--我太爱你了,我不想让你走。
第二章 三项措施
ARTICLE2 HTE THREE STEPS
1。GIRL---IF A BOY GETS TOO FRESH,YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SLAP HIM.
女孩--如果男孩太过放肆,你有权掴他一巴掌。
2。BOY--IF A GIRL SLAPW YOU, KISS HER。
男孩--如果女孩掴你一巴掌,你就亲她。
3。BOY AND GIRL--CLOSE YOUR EYES, IT、S RUDE TO STARE。
男孩和女孩--闭上你的眼睛,盯着别人看是不礼貌的。
第三章 三项法令
ARTICLE 3 THE THREE COMMANDMENTS
1。YOU SHALL NOT SQUEEXE TOO HARD。
不得用力挤。
2。YOU SHALL NOT ASK FOR A KISS, YOU SHALL TAKE ONE。
不得要求吻对方,而应主动吻对方。
3。YOU SHALL KISS ON EVERY OPPORTUNITY。
应该抓住一切机会吻对方。
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第四章 必须做的事
ARTICLE 4 MUST
AFTER READING THIS, YOU MUST KISS THE PERSON WHO GAVE YOU THIS UNLESS YOU ARE OF THE SAME SEX.
你读完本宪法后,必须吻一下将此宪法交给你的人,除非你们是同性。
REMEMBER…
A PEACH IS A PEACH,
A PLUM IS A PLUM,
A KISS IS NOT A KISS WITHOUT SOME TONGUE.
SO OPEN YOUR MOUTH,
AND CLOSE YOUR EYES.
AND GIVE YOUR TONGUE SOME EXERCISE!!!
记住:
桃是桃,李是李,不用舌头就不算亲。
张开嘴,闭上眼,让你的舌头多练习。 |
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