发信人: dynatop(大头)
整理人: lanyu111(2003-10-13 20:53:05), 站内信件
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★原文转载自Job版zymh_zy的《市场营销数条 （纯属搞笑）ZT》★
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed".
That's Direct Marketing.
你在一个聚会上看见一女生。你走过去对她说，“我的床上功夫非比寻常”。
我们称之为直销。
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's
fantastic in bed".
That's Advertising.
你和一帮朋友去一个聚会，看见一个女生。
你的一个朋友走过去，指着你对那个女生说：“他的床上功夫非比寻常。”
我们称之为广告。
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed".
That's Telemarketing.
你在一个聚会上看见一女生。你走过去问她要了电话号码。
第二天你打电话去跟她说：“你好，我的床上功夫非比寻常。”
我们称之为电话推销。
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,
"By the way, I'm fantastic in bed".
That's Public Relations.
你在一个聚会上看见一女生。你站起来掭直自己的领带，走过去为她点了一杯饮料。你为她开门，为她拾起掉在地上的手提包，开车送她回家，然后说：“顺便一提，我的床上功夫非比寻常”。
我们称之为公关策划。
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says,
"I hear you're fantastic in bed".
That's Brand Recognition
你在一个聚会上看见一女生。她走过来对你说，“听说你的床上功夫非比寻常”。
我们称之为品牌效应。
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