发信人: cyberarmy(镜花水月)
整理人: roy_young(2002-08-08 12:27:03), 站内信件
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Happy stats for men
These are specially dedicated to ROY! Rights reserved by <FHM>, input by cyberarmy.
*If you can wtire your own name-nice one! A whopping 79 percent of men in the country of Niger have never lifted a pen.
*If you can set the video machine-you're a winner! three quarters of Italians don't possess so much as a VHS tape.
*If you can clean the floor-give yourself a pat on the back! About 71 percent of dust-tilled Spanish homes don't even have a vacuum cleaner.
*Still married? You're absoultely brilliant-in Belarus, 68 percent of marriages end up in the divorce courts.
*Got a job? Good for you! Around 70 percent of all Liberian men are currently unemployed.
*Are you able to see your own feet? Good show! One third of all American men are clinically overweight.
*Looking for love? Hip hip hurrah! With 1.07 women for every man living in South Africa, you're probably in demand with desperate dames, unlike the men of Qatar who outnumber their ladies two-and-a-half to one.
*Feeling lonely? Rubbish-atlease you'll nveer be as lonely as the residents of Greenland:there's only one of them for every 16km2 of land.
Still to come:50 things that women can't do.
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人世间，除了死亡，还有什么是永恒的？
惟有堕落！ |
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