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整理人: roy_young(2001-04-15 14:27:24), 站内信件
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这一篇后面有一点搞笑。
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Six basic contradictions of a certain poor country:
1. In this country, everyone works, but there is nothing in the stores.
2. There is nothing in the stores, but everyone has everything.
3. Everyone had everything, but everyone is dissatisfied.
4. Everyone is dissatisfied, but everyone is for the system.
5. Everyone is for the system, but no one works.
6. No one works, but there is no umemployment.
People's request of a president
PEOPLE from different countries may have different answers for the same questions. For an example:
"Who are you going to elect as your president?"
From the former Soviet Union:
"I'lll elect the person who gives me bread."
From the United States:
"I'll elect the person who gives me a job."
From the former East Germany:
"I'll elect the person who gives me the same equality as people in West Germany."
From Cambodia:
"I'll elect the person who gives me a home."
From Yugoslavia:
"I'll elect the person who gives me peace."
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