发信人: walterbj(晕乎乎)
整理人: roy_young(2002-08-08 12:27:04), 站内信件
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A JOKE:
He Thinks He's the Boss
Two newlyweds were in their honeymoon suite
on their wedding night. As they were undressing
for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man --
tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here,
put these on." She put them on and the waist was
twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your trousers," she said.
"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever
forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as
far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. ''I can't get
into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right, and that's the way it's going
to stay until your attitude changes."
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