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发信人: joyce_85(脚印·忽尔今夏) 整理人: dearxue(2002-06-25 22:24:12), 站内信件 |
| 1. We're not as big of perverts as you think we all
>are. > >2. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is an >asshole. > >3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes >too > >4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful or >sexy > >5. Don't treat us like shit, what goes around comes >around. > >6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's >we're going out with you. > >7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares >us. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, >just tell us it's that time of the month and NOTHING >more. > >8. If you really liked us for us, you would let us >think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked >cool. > >9. We never shave our legs. Get over it!! > >10. NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's >just wrong. > >11. Don't make bets about us, because one of your >friends will tell us, if you don't. > >12. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us. > >13. We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet >Boys, NSYNC, 98 degrees, or what any other guy looks >like for that matter. > >14. What does pms stand for? > >15. We may not be able to piss acurately all of the >time, but at least we can stand up and piss. > >16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't >mean that you don't have to apologize when you do >something "wrong." > >17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, >but it would be nice if you did the same every once in > >a while. > >18. We like to know that you love us. We can't always >be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans >sometimes. > >19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you,cause >you might just get what you wish for. > >20. NEVER EVER kick us in the nuts "just to see what >we would say or do!!!" > >21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with >us and laugh when we believe you. > >22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but >we like yours better anyway. Size doesn't matter, >except to idiots who don't want a relationship. > >23. pms IS NOT an excuse. > >24. If you want us to put the seat down when we're >done, you should put it up when you're done. > >25. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That >doesn't turn us on. > >26. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is >through his stomach.....and maybe....oh nevermind. > >27. We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend >like you are anyway. > >28. Just cause people say we are players or w/e that >doesn't mean its always true! > >29. If you want us not to look at other girls then you >need to stop lookin at other guys! > >30. If we are doin somthin wrong tell us so we can >change it. > >31. And last but not least: There is no need for you >to have fantasies, cause guys will do anything to >please a girl ANYTHING! > ---- 今天你来了海外华人没有^-^  |
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