发信人: y2ghijacker(君无口)
整理人: y2ghijacker(2001-05-11 09:54:13), 站内信件
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Several hunters were sitting around one night bragging about the
dogs they owned. Noticing that an elderly native was listening
intently, they laid it on thick.
“Take my setter,” said one man, “when I send him to the store
for eggs, he refuses to accept them unless they are fresh. What a
nose that dog has!”
“That’s nothing,” boasted another, “my springer goes out for my
cigars and refuses to accept any but my favorite brand. Not only
that, he won’t smoke any unless he gets home and I offer him one.”
“Say, old-timer,” said another man, turning to the native, “did
you ever hear of any dogs as smart as ours?”
“Just one-my brother’s dog,” was the reply, “I think he’s
maybe a bit smarter.”
“How?” he asked.
“Well,” replied the native, “he runs the store where your dogs
trade.”
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