发信人: dyldm(步惊云·神)
整理人: cywx(2000-12-23 00:14:17), 站内信件
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One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.
有個女孩向神父告解她所犯的罪.........
Girl: Father, I have sinned.
女孩：『神父，我有罪。』
Preacher: What did you do, little girl?
神父：『孩子，妳犯了什麼罪呢﹖』
Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a "son of a Bitch."
女孩：『昨天，我罵了某個男人一句：「你這個狗娘養的！」』
Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?
神父：『為什麼﹖他對妳做了什麼嗎﹖』
Girl: He touched my breast.
女孩：『他......他摸我的胸部。』
Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)
神父：『妳是說像這樣子嗎﹖』（神父伸手摸女孩的胸部）
Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.
女孩：（因為神父的舉動而有一些害羞）『嗯......是的。』
Preacher: That"s no reason to call him that.
神父：『只是這樣子的話，妳沒有理由罵他啊。』
Girl: But he also took off my cloth.
女孩：『但是......他又把我的衣服脫掉......』
Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)
神父：『妳是說像這樣子嗎﹖』（神父動手脫掉女孩的衣服）
Girl: Yes, that"s what he did.
女孩：『是的，是這樣子沒錯。』
Preacher: That"s still no reason to call him that.
神父：『可是這樣子，妳還是沒有理由罵他啊。』
Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
女孩：『然後......他把他的......那個......放到我的......那個......裡面
......』
Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)
神父：（奸笑貌）『妳是說像這樣子嗎﹖』（神父和女孩就那個那個了）
Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that"s what he did...
女孩：（數分鐘後）『喔......是的......就是這樣子.........』
Preacher: My dear girl, that"s still no reason to call him a...
神父：『我親愛的孩子，就算是這樣，妳還是沒有理由罵他「你這個
.........」』
Girl: But he had AIDS!!
女孩：『但是他有 AIDS 呀！！！』
Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!
神父吼道：『那個狗娘養的！！！』
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