发信人: muxue_angela(牧雪)
整理人: roy_young(2001-06-14 04:05:03), 站内信件
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The telephone rang in the office of Alcoholics Anonymous at midnight.
"I need help,"said a drunken voice on the telephone. "At this moment I am sitting in a room surrounded by forty bottles od wine."
"How can I help?"asked the AA man.
" I thought you might be able to put me in touch with one of your members who might have a corkscrew he's not using any more," saide the man.
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What does your husband do for a living?
"He's a joiner."
"Oh yes? What does he do?"
"Whenever he sees someone going into a pub he joins them."
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"If your wife is so beautiful, why do you get drunk every night?" asked the first drunk.
"So I can see two of her," replied the second drunk.
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只要 在我眸中
曾有你芬芳的夏日
在我心中
永存一首真挚的诗
那么 就这样忧伤以终老
也没有什么不好
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